@cap @round I’ve got a running archive of all my tweets going at tweets.kingkool68.com

It’s open source github.com/kingkool68/wordpress-…

@mr_suh Why are you depressed?

Run a headless version of Chrome on the serverless AWS Lambda.

github.com/graphcool/chromeless

@keithrhernandez “Say blowjobs are pretty awesome, right?”

Bad time for the scaling of your images to not work…

Twitter shows tweets you’ve faved/starred/hearted/liked in the In Case You’ve Missed It part of your timeline.

So if you do nothing your site will become relatively more performant over time as the average increases… twitter.com/HenriHelvetica/statu…

Disability is a mismatch between someone’s capabilities and the available environment. NOT a personal condition. 🌿 @katholmes #dcc17 t.co/pGPBLCnA9S

When you visit someone’s Twitter profile on their birthday you see a stream of balloons

@mr_suh Jobs are hard. Reading Twitter is easy.

Spoiler Alert: Dragon Stone used to be an old P.F. Chang’s before winter was coming. #got

@livlab It’s currently raining so the 100% humidity is quite nice

Bucket list item complete: Get to Costco before it opens.

@mr_suh Because you’re Michal Suh, notorious internet flamer

Catch me in the boom boom doom room slaying cacodemons and IDDQDing all night long

@bbaiIey twitter.com/bbaiIey/status/88885…

@bbaiIey I feel like I’ve seen this before…

Gym instructor: What are your favorite kind of squats?

Me: The diddly kind

@danielbachhuber A copy of the GPL meaning you have to share them with anyone who asks

@jonathanober Ha noooo it’s in Oklahoma