Are monkeys jumping on your bed now considered a pre existing condition?

@round It’s Donald Trump

@kathkat15 Do it.

@elgreg This was for a lactation consultant…

@mr_suh What’s wing with that

Man the Microsoft store is so buggy to use on my phone microsoftstore.com/store/msusa/e…)()

Cut off buttons, cheesy social chiclets, wiggling content

@mr_suh Wife sent it to me but yes I am on Snapchat

@lelandf Try not to break character and Terry from the wrong account

@lelandf Props for dealing with your bipolar disorder in a public and entertaining way

@mcfranzini @carlislesargent Oh you mean Twitter

@lelandf Is this real life?

Philly, we want your prom photos — and as proof, here are ours billypenn.com/?p=71677 via @billy_penn

@jjeaton @norcross @reaktivstudios Awesome! You’ll do great!

Tweetstorms are bad. 1/1

@fugularity Tweeting

@renan If you are what you eat does that make you baked?

@renan Happy birthday, birthday twin

@JoAnnStilley She wants to give her little sister lots of kisses and is a great helper

@round Especially if you know the Heimlich maneuver™