I’m staying up past my bedtime to watch grown men kiss a statue

So how about that halftime show?

@JoeySEZwha what a shame. They could have saved on shipping by waiting a few days with a couple more executive orders

Sets up eBay search alert for “Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl Champs” gear…

It would have only been fair to have Barbara Bush do the coin flip

Finally a foot-ball football play…

What’s your favorite Far Side cartoon?

@boagworld your local post box

@seclarke I hope you guys decide to do it alphabetically

@ammy914 it’s not weird to give Valentine’s day cards. Also, who cares what the other parents think?

@taupecat @snowshoemtn wow snow. What an awesome distraction.

@SandyS1 oh men it’s so far away. We all might be deported by then…

Imagining Mike Pence with Mr. Clean’s eye brows

@sethrubenstein chrome.google.com/webstore/detai…

It’s an eat an entire roll of Ritz crackers for lunch kind of day.

Via @ppk talking about input=”date” widgets medium.com/samsung-internet-dev/…

“But web developers wouldn’t be web developers if we didn’t find a way to marvellously complicate an otherwise straightforward situation.”

@realDonaldTrump what’s on your iPod?

@AstickofGum this looks like an old bill. But I found it amusing nonetheless

I agree with #MDSenRogerPManno’s vote on #MDHouseBill82 End prohibition on multiple pinball machines in Montgomery County