@fugularity consumerreports.org/used-car-buy…

@fugularity Kristina’s 1999 Altima still passes emissions just fine. Why wouldnt yours?

@fugularity doesn’t your car only have 70,000 miles?

@fugularity why don’t you just run your car into the ground?

@AstickofGum congrats on finally getting out of the house without the little one even though it was such so short.

Home from #WCAVL. Saw a double rainbow on the drive up. Fun times. instagram.com/p/BGSup_Ks6SG/

@caolan but its not even fragments. Its the entire HTML page and then parse it client side and update the DOM. Simplifies things a lot more

@aebsr happy birthday! How was your trip to NYC?

@jessabean you mean time to gulp down beers…

@brownpau just use your finger.

@brownpau This is something that comes much later. We never used the crib for the first 6 months.

@brownpau pro tip: Setup a small table reachable from crib so little one can quietly read books when they wake up. More time to sleep in!

Time Square should be renamed to Selfie-stick Capital, USA

Got into a cab in NYC. Disappointed it wasn’t a Cash Cab. ?

@davatron5000 buy more! Its the american way!

@mr_suh Zadie slept over at my parents. We went out after she was already asleep

Its 2am. Sitting up in the balcony of some DC club. Bottle service. Music is loud. People dancing. And all I think is “wish I had my laptop”

I caught a plane g.co/ioplanes

@Smashley017 o rite you’re in another country and not at McDonald’s

@DUQE I have no idea what a garfish is. Should have been garish.