“When your old car died did you stand by the road asking for money so you could get a new one?” — 5 year old

@jcarbaugh Sure

I had a dream I stayed up all night 🤔

@fugularity World’s Best Boss™

@fugularity One time I had a boss who went to grad school in College Park, MD. He said he likes to try different pizza places. I asked him which one was his favorite. He replied dead-serious… Sbarro’s!

Apparently she’s telling me how long I have to wait until she listens to me…

“Did you know an hour is not that long. 100 years is long” – 5 year old

If I was interviewing a frontend developer to hire, I would just ask them this question:

“The stake holder wrote back saying ‘The images aren’t sharp’. How would you debug this issue if the images look just fine to you?”

@magicroundabout Enter enter?

My one time passcode is NO_TOKEN. Go home Target, you’re drunk!

@MikeNGarrett I’m rooting for ya

@MKBHD twitter.com/kingkool68/status/15…

@MKBHD Me too! It’s fun to check on

@TheGreenGreek You just ate dinner in reverse

@MikeNGarrett Then you teach them to get snack themselves 😁
Then they start fighting over the snacks 😭
Then you send them to bed early 😁
Then they take everything out and put it on the floor 😡

@TheGreenGreek Don’t forget to eat it all up so you can have ice cream for dessert

Back from vacation. Looking forward to a restful week of work.

@lorenc_dan Randomamazon.com for browsing Amazon randomly

August 13 was a good day #solar

Walking through a beach town grocery store with a 5 year old:

“Wow look at those American Girl doll cups”
(They’re shot glasses)

“Ooo and American Girl doll eggs!”
(Ping Pong balls)