That Carolina Panthers owner looks like a fun guy..

@MikeNGarrett they tried to do light cycling

@5tu and hold their butts while running to the bathroom

Why does TurboTax even need to advertise?

@chuckborowicz hang in there. Be strong. I’m here for you.

Pro tip: if you watch the halftime show twice you can fast forward through the CBS ads and catch up. Score!

@freshyill washington post wrote an article about it

According to my wife we’re just going to keep rewinding the halftime show for the rest of the night.

@fugularity keytar!

You know what Super Bowl halftime show must have been awesome? Super Bowl XXIII youtu.be/peFCDEDoEHs #SB50

More like ColdGAY amirite? #SB50

@MikeNGarrett OMG!

I like the design of CBS’ on screen score board. #SB50

The only way you can afford a Prius is I’d you rob a bank. #SB50

@aschnorrenberg You’re welcome. I hope it’s helpful all the time.

@VerizonSupport SNR level: fair. SNR value 32DB

@VerizonSupport HD

@VerizonSupport FXX is so scrambled its unwatchable. Other channels are fine. Zip 20906

@cameronmoll that photo caption describing screenshots of various sites is super awkward on mobile err small screens.

@AstickofGum @mmkuehnert @dkuehnert @SmellyICE I’ve heard of it but never looked in to it