@fugularity you must be totes wasted rn

Our water heater decided to think outside the box and store its water outside the tank today. ? ?

@kev097 depends on what you eat

@s_plum well congrats! I hope you like it since its really hard to return that.

@s_plum does that mean you got engaged?

@MonicaRAnders lots of divs

The digg homepage is full of Christmas puppy videos right now.

80% of Americans prefer the sound of Star Wars blasters to Star trek phasers, according to a poll conducted by the Pew Pew Research Center.

Toddler tip #107: if your normally squirmy toddler is surprisingly calm and relaxed while changing, they’re probably peeing on you. ???

Google “bubble level” on your phone…

@titonka @brownpau wore that to my company holiday party last Friday.

@DUQE more like babe township

@mr_suh its not that far from Dupont Circle

ITTGTS… If this then go to sleep

@MattBowen and conference WiFi

@taupecat Sounds like you didn’t employ proper security

@lelandf @photomatt twinsies

@tvsmurphman hi.

@jensimmons man I used to lust after the DVX100a when I was in college

Conference WiFi is the 3rd hardest thing in computer science. Other 2 are cache invalidation, naming things, and off by 1 errors #wcus