And before the movie there was a commercial for Slack. Weird.

@jenmrapp “Hey, imma gonna push ya. Dat OK wit you?” – Scumbag iOS apps

A love letter to the internet of old cameronsworld.net

#StarWars Am I doing it right?

@jfc3 5 hours is now considered a good night’s sleep

@phantompizza no problem. You’re not as rude as your name would allude to.

@clarissa beats me I was just googling 🙂

@clarissa urbanadc.com

@desandro failed family rainbow halloween costume

@Stammy I hope they pivot once they realize they can dominate the smart watch word processing market

@DavidMagidoff @BrokeAss she’s shy

@DavidMagidoff my wife almost died from laughing so hard watching @BrokeAss’ fart escalator

@DUQE yup

@taupecat hmmm… Is this a CSS tweet or an alcohol tweet?

@clarissa works for me. On my calendar.

@write_this_way Congrats!

WIZZARD! #DemDebate

This #DemDebate intro is more intense than an opening to survivor.

The struggle of getting a squirmy toddler dressed, buttoned up, only to realize its on backwards. CRUSHED!

@DUQE you don’t know what you got until it’s gone