@write_this_way Pretty neat stuff.

You gotta start them early, right @BonChon ? zadieheimlich.com/instagram/baby…

@mr_suh @daljo628 2days later

#techStripperNames

Wife: “What would your stripper name be?”

Me: “Uh…”

Wife: “I was thinking something programmery for u like Mr. Jay Query or JavaStrip”

@kathkat15 oh this game is fun…

@mr_suh mmm blueberry flavored gummies

@danielmall The Google Now launcher is my favorite.

@danielmall I feel like to get the best experience out of Android you have to be all in with Google. Gmail, Google calendar, Google now etc

@brownpau I thought about this joke as well

Happy independence day!

Yea I guess turning 30 means those 30 year savings bonds you got when you were born will finally mature. Yay!

@jfc3 Ha! I don’t miss that

@jfc3 how’s the commuting life?

@jfc3 oh yea. All the magic happens on my living room couch.

@jfc3 its good. Got to travel to Portland and meet a bunch of smart people dace to face

@jfc3 I did manage to go poke around Powell’s. Neat place.

@jfc3 I heard Pok Pok is all about spicy food which is not for me.

Dulles airport can be summed up as planes, trains, and automobiles.

Portland, OR, I am in you.