Startup idea: Like Uber but for startup ideas.

@Hairbrainiac Denver the Lost Dinosaur

Biker Mice from Mars

@hwise29 @yurivictor @cap anything except eat the bacon and pet the cat at the same time. You can only choose one. #theCatRidingBaconParadox

Also I feel out of place here since I’m not wearing camo or motorcycle gear. Food is good though…

Buff•et vs buff•ay.

“Its not Jimmy Buff•ay! Its Jimmy Buff•et”

He’s got a point there.

Driving home and stopped at Ralph’s BBQ Buffet just before the Virginia border. Couple behind us is arguing about pronunciation…

@mr_suh “Howdy, whatcha got there?”

“Oh this? Its just the dried carcass of my dear old aunt. We’re taking her out for a walk.”

Mini golf courses in Myrtle Beach are above average in vertical height but below average in obstacles and entertainment.

@jakelear at what stage of this process do you shave your cha-cha?

@mr_suh liquid nitrogen ice cream

Date night…

Jurassic Park 3 invented 3D printing.

So Jurassic Park 2 is all about the trials and tribulations of that Barbasol can, right?

And after #jurassicpark @AMC_TV decides to show Jurassic Park 3. What about Jurassic Park 2?

In hindsight, it was a terrible idea to let Colonel Sanders run a dinosaur park even if they are closely related to chickens. #jurassicpark

“Its a Unix system. I know this.” #jurassicpark

Before the lightbulb, getting an idea was potentially dangerous. A candle would appear above your head & would often set your hair on fire.

@AstickofGum at least it’s not *your* tub

@whistle um… Your dog?