@naudebynature and then we get to the doctors appointment and what’s on the TV? Something about melting cheese on the Food Network.

@write_this_way have a good first day. I’ll be in tomorrow

@naudebynature love you too!

Zadie is the 1%… in her birth weight at 8 pounds 8 ounces. She’s definitely petite.

@mtbenson does it need to be portable? Could you use a NAS?

@elgreg what’s worse? Water leaks or memory leaks?

@DUQE ahhhhhhh shut up shut up spoil monster

@charliepark stop censoring yourself. Twitter is for gut reactions.

Cyangogen mod rebrands and launches new site that is incredibly janky on my phone. cyngn.com

@williamsba WebDev is only capitalized like that for WordPress devs.

@aebsr you mean your company didn’t buy canvas cowork to turn into your own office?

@aebsr congrats on your new personal 6,000 square foot office.

OK webdev capitalization nerds: Flexbox or flexbox?

@elgreg wait you mean other people don’t?

@charliepark @jfc3

@ramiabraham @anthonydpaul this car was not in a condition to be on the road. All jacked up, swerving, danger to public, slow enough to pass

@anthonydpaul driving on their rims along I-70

Node.js + php.js = wtf.js

#wclanc who wants a git tutorial?

@jessabean get a minivan to go with your new lifestyle. Helpful for those Costco and IKEA runs.