@brownpau That made me LOL

#WINNING

OK that catch was worth watching the Superbowl. JUST KIDDING! Running my mouth on Twitter is why I’m watching the Superbowl. #SB49

Finally a Victoria’s Secret commercial so women can finally feel bad for once during Superbowl commercials. Not just us kid-ignoring Dads.

@DUQE @VeryBadHello Yes but its your name on the whois record.

@DUQE you are a creative genius ahead of your time. Nissan needs to write you a big check so you can buy a racecar and ignore your family.

@renano 50 shades of money

Now turtles can be giant d bags. Thanks @MercedesBenz

@nacin Yes but ice skating is a skill

I’m gonna go out on a limb here but shouldn’t an entire football game be considered “unnecessary roughness”?

@joelmchale I keep pecking at my phone but my send still look like two spaghetti noodles

@mpiccorossi twitter.com/taupecat/status/5620…

@brownpau tonight was a big night for you

Do you think Budweisers target audience can even read?

@renano Back in my day we used to listen to that on the radio not before going to a commercial

Tour nail fungus super bowl commercial wins because they have a clear game plan for winning

@taupecat 2/3 the other one is sleeping

The toy Lexus is more of my budget. Can I get that one?

@DanielleAlberti And Nissan says I should consume myself with my car so I can win the racecar race

@DanielleAlberti According to Nationwide she should be dead