@jgee @lilsarg @BostonDotCom Neat but I seem to have been redirected to some T-Mobile home page…

@snowpunk @kathkat15 Hot chocolate!

@pauljadam Boring. Use PJAX instead github.com/defunkt/jquery-pjax/b… you don’t need a plugin but that if an overview of how it works.

@williamsba there is this wordpress.org/plugins/wp-dummy-c…

@fugularity @Smashley017 Just talking nonsensical about poop

@fugularity @Smashley017 Columbian drug cartels scramble to get this straight cut shit and lace it with lesser shit to make a dope profit

@fugularity @Smashley017 Its newborn poopy diapers so its not as bad.

@fugularity @Smashley017 Poopy diapers

@fugularity @Smashley017 12 in 24. Am I doing this rite?

While on paternity leave I figured I would earn an MBA by watching Shark Tank, Tabitha Takes Over, and the Price is Right over and over.

@ammy914 this seems like a budding life long rivalry

@kev097 that’s resume quality recognition

@JessSchillinger so it was really short right?

@elgreg Like a memory leak but for laundry

@msinkiat are you on paternity leave too?

@boagworld Cowboy coding! Yeehaw!

@peternellius Congrats your majesty

@mylifeasalllly tell her to apply to @pewresearch

@fugularity Have you tried multiplying them by -1?

I’m up at a normal time and don’t feel like a zombie. How marvelous. I could do anything right now. **ignores huge pile of dirty dishes**