@AstickofGum FALSE! The bacon was the perfect temperature.

@nacin Staycation.

@johnpbloch Congrats on the newly acquired physique.

People who laugh at Microsoft retail stores have never been to a Sony retail store.

@davidj russellheimlich.com/blog/review-… I wear these all day everyday.

@Smashley017 you should probably wax that before posting crotch shots on Twitter.

@fugularity That was epic.

@zgordon hey I know this teacher who is starting a hs web design program. Can I introduce you?

@naudebynature morning babe.

@naudebynature Don’t get used it.

@RPBenton heading there now. I’ll see you there.

@rbbenton heading there now. I’ll see you there.

Ears are weird.

Telephonic solutions exhausted.

@aebsr that’s brutal.

@AstickofGum on both occasions it made me curl up in a ball and pass out.

@aebsr I like how after you’ve been sweltering hot for days you’re looking at photos of glaciers.

@jessabean LAWL!

Do these pants make me look fatuous?

@i_love_chicken_ you can shower at our place.