@TheFantasyEng Here ya go huffpost.com/entry/pimp-my-ride-…

@fugularity Atoms are everything

@bradparbs What about four stars and a horse?

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It’s not Slush Puppy or Slush Puppie. It’s SLUSH PUPPiE.

@mr_suh But distance is only a number these days

@mr_suh Oh yea he’s in Florida

@mr_suh instagram.com/michael__saves?utm…

@mr_suh Gay. Yes.

@mr_suh michaelsaves.com/about-michael-s…

@mr_suh Last night I had a dream you decided to grow a baby with your partner who I went to middle school with

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Verizon FiOS internet seems to be down here in Ellicott City with high winds blowing.

@elyktrix @AlexStandiford twitter.com/kingkool68/status/12…

This is why parents are always tired: “But between the ages of 9 and 15 months, babies expend 50% more energy in a day than do adults, when adjusted for body size and fat”
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At long last an ancient relic from a bygone era has been unearthed. Walking up to the strange object he noticed faint marks scribbled across the back in a thick black ink. They looked like letters. NAPSTER MIX ’99. What could it mean? twitter.com/JamesMGeary/status/1…

Https://hue.tools An open source toolbox for colors

@TaraClaeys GoYouth. Found it on Facebook marketplace for $151

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@fugularity What about one of those bikes with a hole in the seat and when you pedal a dong goes up and down and up and down…

@fugularity Get a desk treadmill

I still think Chewy.com is for ordering granola bars… twitter.com/SpiceBoyJoey/status/…