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@bobthecow The TPM valves are all busted. But I check it manually once a month.

I have no idea what Twitter is talking about with the super bowl. But here’s a photo of a cool number that showed up on my odometer yesterday.

@Rmmmsy Nice. Lemme know if you need another letter number combo

@dbchhbr I’m winning

@elyktrix What are you going to grow there?

@anthonydpaul Someone willing to take on more marketing responsibilities for less pay

@Rmmmsy I liked the part right at the beginning of your sample when you dropped the needles

@freshyill Interesting.

First day of New York Times Wordle…
Not bad.

Wordle 237 3/6*

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@crutchcorn Have you even seen my code?

@mattcampux Do you think McKinsey would agree?

@Stammy Still haven’t put stop, drop, and roll into use yet…

Apparently they haven’t heard about PHP.js php-js.com/ twitter.com/github/status/149113…

@ckrewson Cisco bought the company because an increase in online video bandwidth was good for business

Me serving dinner: So what do you think?
Wife: It looks like a TV dinner.
Me: Wow! A meal worthy of being on TV? I’m honored.
Wife: The only TV show this meal will be on is Worst Cooks in America.

You know how an API will just send JSON text? It is possible to use the same technology to send plain HTML text. Dynamically!

No need to sluggishly flop the DOM around like a fish out of water. t.co/2bQ3u9sIy5

@dbchhbr @kovshenin Ah poo. Ok thanks.

@QuinnyPig What do you think would happen if you just tweeted the word FART?