@hankchizljaw ABUSE
@anthonydpaul I opened one with my local bank and I just withdraw from it whenever I want.
Take a walk on the wild side and eat Froot Loops for dinner with a fork
When I was your age, this was Wordle
@mpiccorossi @NFL So dumb!
4 year old: Can we listen to Encanto?
**Wife turns the car radio to the Spanish channel**
“Oh my God, JavaScript, stop trying to make .fetch() happen”
– Mean cURLs
@freshyill I always thought it would be neat to just go to sleep when you’re tired. Clocks be damned!
The future is now
@fugularity Slow your roll Grandpa
@robweychert I look forward to more v7 progress and blog posts
@LocalWP Any time frame on updating PHP versions? 8.0.0 –> 8.0.14 for example?
I’m delighted that JS framework folks are now championing progressive enhancement and serving content in HTML.
Although, I’m a little sad about all the insults and dismissal I received for pointing this stuff out throughout the last 10 years.
@round Tell that to !important
Updating my job title on LinkedIn twitter.com/programemes/status/1…
@babysoftluke You should get swag that is those little magnetic calendars with your face on them
Me: Do you accept crypto?
Cashier: We sure do! We take many different kinds…
Me: **throws magic beans and then runs**
@Rmmmsy Can you make a rap about Wordle?
@JJJ I’m more of a rems man myself