@babysoftluke Ya know why they call it spaced grey?

@babysoftluke What color are they?

@cdharrison Of course it had to end with that now she’s going to sell farts on the blockchain

@yesimmelinda It’d be amazing if this tweet is how you met your soulmate

@neojp Sending my kids to your house

@elyktrix Mine too! And it’s not even over yet since kids stayed home today and will stay home tomorrow due to snow

@caseydriscoll So more like BitTorrent and less like Git

@s0nicattack @fugularity twitter.com/tranquilrose_/status…

So bring on tomorrow
I no longer feel dread
I shall take on the snow day
Now where is my sled?

No work will get done
No house will be cleaned
The TV will blare Blaze and the Monster Machines

I guess it’s not all bad
Things could be better
So long as the snow falls
Right @capitalweather?

T’was the night before break ends
And the kids were a tizzy
Parents were gleeful for their offspring to be busy
But those dreams would suddenly all be hosed
For a mediocre snow storm meant schools would be closed 😱

@mattcampux It tracks your sleep well?

@mattcampux Do you like the Oura ring?

Frosted Cheerios are just the non-marshmallow parts from Lucky Charms

@magicroundabout I’m pretty sure I was using rechargeable batteries but I remember using this during a commute and it only lasted one way

@magicroundabout 10GB of MP3s and only 47 minutes of battery life

@fugularity My resolution is to use more butter

2022 the year of the Linux desktop is finally here!

@babysoftluke Just rewrite it in jQuery UI

@chuckborowicz When I was researching doing this I landed on getting this one amzn.to/3mO39El