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@Stammy If only there was some sort of open id you could use…

@mistersql So one might say breaking an arm will cost you and arm and a leg

Me: It’s pitch black out. I’m dragging. I can barely keep my eyes open. When is it bed time?

** Glances at clock **

6:38 pm

@metafizzyco Thanks for the socks

@freshyill Please send Zoods

@AlexStandiford Helped someone build a plug-in to take CSV data and use Google’s data visualization library to visualize it + a shortcode.

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For real. Using an overlay plugin to “fix” your accessibility issues instead of actually fixing the issues is just lazy.

@Mom_Overboard @mommajessiec Extreme Dad voice sounds like the Slow-Mo sound on the talk boy youtu.be/YF9_SD8941o

@dbanksDesign I get this reference

@QuinnyPig @Quinnypiglet You’re a spot on Mayor Humdinger. Was anyone Chickaletta?

@JoAnnStilley He usually doesn’t. But this time he did.

@scottysyntax Budgets are hard. I just make sure my monthly inflows are greater than my monthly outflows.

@Rmmmsy How long does it take you to nail down the perfect loop?

The best part of 4 year olds.

Me: Want to help me with the laundry?

4 year old: No that’s boring

Me: I’ll race you…

4 year old rushes off to unload the laundry

Say you have a 4 year old without saying you a 4 year old:

Emptied the lint trap from the dryer, glitter everywhere.

The best part of Halloween parties is you don’t need to dust or remove cobwebs. Free decor!

Russell Heimlich