@rossk Have you tried growing a mustache?

@desandro Mr Ed would be a show about a neighing human…

@brianboyer Eventually kiddos just need better structure and people focused on kiddo things. At about age 2 we enroll them in day care and gladly pay the arm and leg that it costs.

@brianboyer Get a job as a nanny

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@neojp I too tend to match the carpet whenever I go out …

5 minutes after entering a giant corn maze:

6 year old: I know where to go. Follow me! **Runs off**

4 year old: I need to go potty.

Mom: FML

Dad: Isn’t this a-maize-ing!

@enqueue_russ Good job Russ

9:11am 2021-09-11

@caseydriscoll The actual wording was “not detected”

@caseydriscoll Positively negative.

@AlexStandiford I’ve been using @USAA my whole life. No local branches so everything is online.

@round If I don’t get my invite do I need to check my SPAN folder…

@mattcampux That sir is an awesome thing

It came back negative. twitter.com/kingkool68/status/14…

Startup idea: Covid testing/speed dating.

“Test negative for covid, positive for love”

@neojp The rapid test at school came back negative. Now waiting in line at one of the covid test sites or she’ll get another rapid test and then a fuller PCR test. She can’t go back to school until she has a negative PCR test in hand. Could take a day or two.

@sethgoldstein Kiddo is just fine. A little bored out of her mind but otherwise fine.

Second week of school and here we are standing in line to get a covid test

We’re supposed to get strong thunderstorms tonight. Right now directly overhead it is clear and I can see the stars. But on the horizon there are clouds and they’re just shooting off lightning every couple of seconds. No thunder. Just a light show in the sky.