I love me some PHP! twitter.com/CoderPad/status/1372…

@neojp I was actually listening to a podcast about an emoji picker and web components when I had that thought

shoptalkshow.com/451/

Why isn’t <input type=”emoji”> a thing?

@mikeindustries Prize linked saving accounts
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prize-li…

You can do something similar at a lot of local credit unions. No block chain needed.

4 year old: [10 month old] is a tiny baby. We don’t put blankets over him because Mommy and Daddy won’t be able to find him.

@rangelwulff @stefanjudis I use <xmp> all the time for debugging

@dbchhbr We’re talking about the Wireless Access Protocol, right?

@JessSchillinger Feeding a baby is hardly “nothing”

@round I’ll buy this tweet for $0.50 as an NFT

@elgreg Your job pays a multiplier per number of open tabs, righ

I’ve been feeling an hour behind all day….

@stanwilsonjr @draftsapp @AmazonKindle My kids discovered this and I still don’t know how to do it

@piccalilli_ You can program it in HTML

Speaking of time change, this old iHome kitchen radio iPod dock that came with our house has a switch to adjust the time for daylight saving time.

6 year old stops watching her iPad, takes it up stairs, and hooks it up to her charger. Comes back down with her laundry and goes and puts it in the washing machine.

All unprompted of her own doing. Daylight saving time is nigh and weird things are happening.

@mattcampux Call me and I want to see the ultimate jazzed up 90s website

@MikeNGarrett Oh no! Please don’t Mike, parenting is one of the greatest joys of life! Go back, your kids need you!

@MikeNGarrett But did they poop on you?

The only two tweets using the hashtag #PHPIsNotACrime are in a different language but I can get behind this movement

@MikeNGarrett I’ve already changed a wet bed. Thank goodness tomorrow is ipad day for the kids so mommy and daddy can sleep in day.