@NishaChittal I tend to recommend a good 5 pound Sweedish variety…

amazon.com/dp/B00IO2P9HK/ref=cm_…

@renan 4/24 = no fish!

@miked1ck @gather_money I prefer the left.

“I think of progressive enhancement and accessibility as the same process, but with different foci. A11y aims to optimize an experience across a spectrum of user capabilities. Progressive enhancement aims to optimize an experience across a spectrum of user _agent_ capabilities.” twitter.com/ppk/status/136890980…

@krbenedict @anthonydpaul Or you could just scribble a note on the object theregister.com/2021/03/05/opena…

@elyktrix I agree with you there.

@miked1ck I almost always changed the kiddos because the guys line is so much shorter. Changing your kid on the sink counter is no fun.

4 year old: Look there’s Slimer!

We were watching a Mucinex commercial…

@elyktrix Judging by the name I feel like it should just be a full screen play button to play the one song that day

@SaraSoueidan @fontspeed That’s awesome there is a command line tool for it and you documented how to get it working. I always use google-webfonts-helper.herokuapp… to self host Google fonts.

@mylifeasalllly @jgarber Wow you have 2 days a week to do hobbies?

@MikeNGarrett We’re at 9 months and he’s an awesome sleeper now.

but we’ve also entered the wrestling phase of diaper changes.

@MikeNGarrett Hey buddy how was your sleep last night?

Meanwhile my wife is like…

“O my phone is at 2%. I’ve got plenty of time.”

😬😬😬

The kids look forward to the weekend because we let them watch their iPads then.

Us: Why aren’t you using your iPad?

6 year old: It’s charging. I want to wait until it’s 100%.

The battery was at 96% when she put it back on the charger.

@luke__duncan Are you trying to decide a picture of a tweet or a picture of a car on the blockchain?

@m_uysl And fax machines

@KLobstar @MaraWilson Why not both?

@fugularity YOU MARRIED A 5 YEAR OLD!?!

@freshyill Today I needed parents(), traverse up the DOM until you match a selector. Ended up using summer pollyfilled NPM package.