@sandys1 Nerd remote. You has one.

@jakelear The real partying happens after kids “show up”

@bobthecow The number of times you have to re-read that tweet before it clicks.

@bradparbs @webdevstudios Open that image up, tried to click the close button on the image instead of the actual window. Face meet palm.

@danielbachhuber Happy Birthday

It’s a fucking Wi-Fi repeater. twitter.com/wikileaks/status/758…

@s_plum That’s why I tweet at them asking for free credits so I don’t have to pay my $0.25 S3 bill

@jessschillinger It’s ok I’m also a BSer.

@jessschillinger Congrats on finishing such a big project though.

@jessschillinger Says there you’re a pretty BS graphic designer. Are you gonna let that book talk to you like that?!?!

@awscloud I’m evaluating S3 for my storage needs and my free tier expired a while ago. Can I get a small credit to play with?

“A man and his dog do things” – petapixel.com/2016/07/28/fun-por…

Unconfirmed reports that the President of the United States just said “Don’t Boo. Vote” 11 minutes ago…

In light of recent events I have aliased `sudo` to `russia`

`alias russia=’sudo’`

@tinythings did you get them the matching ankle socks?

@tinythings Congrats to your tiny planet hoppers

kids in the 80’s weren’t fat because they jumped on mini-saturns

@davatron5000 Hope you enjoyed the shirt-drenching humidity.

They even had action figures and a cartoon show.

We used a super hot lightbulb to bake some neon rubber bugs.