@snowpunk It seems like they switched something on their end. Everything was working fine then I woke up yesterday with no connectivity.

@snowpunk The Coax WAN light doesn’t come on.

New router from Verzion arrived. Hooked everything up. Still no Internet. *WOMP WOMP*

@brownpau HURRY UP! I WANT TO COMPARE BATTERY LIFE FIGURES!

@joannabrenner Yes. Maybe one of the Smithsonian’s can throw out all those old stones and pots to make room for the CRT monitors…

@joannabrenner Just think of all the great human history locked away in Flash files.

@brownpau WHERE ARE THE NOTES ON THE RECENT BABY ACQUISITION!

@sam_hermans

@sam_hermans status.aws.amazon.com/

But hey… Twitter is up and working. So there’s that!

AWS is having API issues, Verizon FiOS is down… bad day for the Internet all around.

@ammy914 Jinxed it.

@thereisnocat I did replace the battery myself. Turns out that didn’t seem to be the issue.

@thereisnocat I disconnected the battery a while ago because it started beeping and I couldn’t get it to shut up.

@thereisnocat And I pulled the power plug from inside the house so I think I did do that. No luck.

@thereisnocat But the cable still works just fine. I think they rebooted the ONT remotely.

@astickofgum

So I’m guessing my Internet will be back working by 5pm for whatever reason.

Everything was working fine last night. Looking at router logs and it looks like my Internet connection died at 8am. Cable TV still works.

Called Verizon, did trouble shooting for about an hour, and now they’re going to send out a new router… which makes no sense.