@fugularity You are one with the felines.

@brownpau Yea but they’re totally exposed

@brownpau This sounds like some sort of exhibitionist flasher thing…

@mr_suh @joannabrenner I’m a penguin youtube.com/watch?v=kUvKyqtQw0A

@mr_suh @joannabrenner Assholes and penguins?

@joannabrenner Asshole Penguin

@joannabrenner Christmas Cat

@taupecat Worse than Snowshoe Mtn. during record highs in December?

@joannabrenner Killa-bees

The announcers in Oakland for the football game look colder than we are here on the east coast.

@joannabrenner Jew-knees

EXCLUSIVE: Santa died of heat stroke.

@joannabrenner

@joannabrenner The Chinese version of Joanna Brenner.

Alright… time to start my holiday shopping.

@fugularity @astickofgum You mean “on a partridge in a pear tree”? Get with the Christmas times, man!

@astickofgum YES, but I still think he was hacked.

@skeevis Yea that’s what I gathered as well.

@skeevis serverfault.com/questions/599219…

@s_plum Some zip codes span two different states… stackoverflow.com/a/12451921