@zippy1981 Welcome to this week. Last week is ancient history.

Please scramble to keep up or resort to growing a beard, wearing Birkenstocks with socks, and mumbling incoherent jibberish.

Thank you.

ATTN: The web industry has declared the way you’ve been doing everything is now considered wrong.

@duqe ::cheesesteak::

@trepmal near the end?

@alistapart WordPress.

Signed up for WordCamp US in December of 2016… and so should you! 2016.us.wordcamp.org/

@duqe

@taupecat OH NO! THE PRINTER ISN’T WORKING!

@danielbachhuber Find a use for old dryer lint….

“WordPress is going to reverse the trend of closed APIs.” – @photomatt #WCUS

@mr_suh Meh?

@_jmichaelward Cool. I’m live tweeting at @RussellHeimlich

Up next: The Future Stack: Running WordPress with Tomorrow’s Technologies w/ @aaronjorbin and @tollmanz

#wcus

This is bullshit. Do not do this.

@purplecar Howdy!

The WiFi is working again. You can follow @russellheimlich where I’ll live tweet some stuff #wcus

@taupecat OMG STOP TWEETING! YOU’RE SPEAKING RIGHT NOT!

@yurivictor There is in PHP… php.net/manual/en/book.mysqli.ph…

@johnpbloch And what does that do?