“Hey Siri… give me directions to the Tripoli airport?”

“I’m sorry, but I can’t allow you do that.”

HE’S RIGHT!

#DemDebate

?”Sorry I’m not home right now I’m walking in to Jim Webbs leave a message and I’ll call you back…” ?#DemDebate

@joannabrenner He should run for office.

@joannabrenner What does Jay Leno have to do with anything?!?!?!

@renano You mean ichabod crane?

We’re talking about these fire arms right? #DemDebate

Woo go eastern shore! #DemDebate

Please indicate how many scandals you have been involved with. Thank you. #DemDebate

@joannabrenner CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Come on CNN, you don’t have the budget for a real flag for the national anthem? #DemDebate

@randallb Reminds me of the DVGuru podcast which I still have copies of somewhere in my collection of hard drives.

@randallb What you describe reminds me of this archive.org/details/tv

@randallb Kind of like AdSense but personalized audio/video ads just for you.

@randallb Way back in 2008 I had this idea that podcasters would mark off ad spots and then a service would dynamically insert ads at runtim

@astickofgum Is that why women take so long to get ready?

“Dang it!, I put it on backwards again!”

@clarissa fastcustomer.com/

@astickofgum It’s an Outstandingly Opulent October Obligation! Or Oooo for short…

@mr_suh Heyyyyyy!

@brownpau THIS AMAZING FUTURE IS TOO GOOEY! TAKE ME BACK TO MY CHEWY PAST

@duqe I won’t.