
@elgreg “And how many of your party is here?”
“2/4, we’re waiting on slow ass Greg to show up. He’s biking.”
@elgreg “And how many of your party is here?”
“2/4, we’re waiting on slow ass Greg to show up. He’s biking.”
@brownpau Thanks for the onesie! twitter.com/kingkool68/status/61…
@smellyice Well without bugs what would the “hack team” be able to do?
@daljo628 Glad to have such a loyal fan reading my gibberish.
@daljo628 You’re the only person that reads my tweets.
Fun Fact: Glitch stands for Gremlins Lurking In The Computer Hardware. acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/G…
Big day for software glitches. Grounding planes and halting the stock market. Go bugs!
Need help on JCPenney.com ? Too bad, come back later for help…
@daljo628 That could be their new revenue stream… bags aren’t free ya know!
JCPenney.com page has clearly finished loading but the dumb spinner won’t let me do anything…
Just browsing through lamps at JCPenney.com ooo maybe I need to rethink my car insurance…
jcpenney.com lets you checkout when you have nothing in your bag…
JCPenney.com has URLs that begin with jcpenney.com/dotcom/…
JCPenney.com is the greatest website ever…
@anthonydpaul Wasn’t me.
@danielbachhuber O Powells. Good idea.
@crazyauntpurl Oofff scary. I need to make sure I make my flight at 11:50pm.
@mattbowen Yes. donuts. I might look in to that.
@caseydriscoll Beer is not for me.
Current local time in Portland: 3:10pm
Time my flight leaves: 11:50pm
Now what do I do?
@kingkool68
WordPress developer at @CoderPad. Formerly of @nclud @spiritedmediaco, @pewresearch, @usnews. I made dummyimage.com and married @naudebynature.