@gamehawk Karen, this is serious business. No time to talk about penis-cage statues

@gamehawk DAMMIT WHERE’S MY WIRELESS ELECTRICTY?

This Lily drone costs $63 to ship to me. Shouldn’t it just fly itself here? lily.camera/

I see what you did there @CNN, using an image of pews to talk about @PewReligion’s latest report…

@naudebynature Yes! We are the shampoo hoarding family.

@naudebynature MOAR BABY CLOTHES?!?!

@fugularity THANKS OBAMA!

@greglinch Things that begin with the_* echo out something. Things that begin with get_the_* return data codex.wordpress.org/Function_Ref…

@astickofgum @naudebynature Heck naw. We ain’t Jewish.

@greglinch the_author_meta() echos out stuff… So that’s a problem…

@elgreg I use 133% more energy than anyone else in my area. I WIN!

@aebsr alt=”Screenshot of gorillas standing on buildings throwing exploding bananas at each other aka the game Gorillas.”

@aebsr

@fugularity It means butt between titties

@whistle Man you don’t look creepy at all…

@rossk uh… developer.wordpress.com/docs/api… vs. wp-api.org/ ¯_(ツ)_/¯

@yurivictor Try this
wget -qO ee rt.cx/ee && sudo bash ee
ee site create vox.com –wp
sudo gem uninstall rails

@post_status @jacklenox @loopconf Sure… then you just have to worry about these browser bugs on your own docs.google.com/document/d/1LPaP…

Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. Jank. ∞

@mixolydian alt =”Picture of a sad looking taco with the text I don’t wanna taco bout it”