@ayomattayo that’s terrible! Why would you want me to be lonely? I hope you get lonely tonight, buster!

@hairbrainiac ELLIO PIZZA!?!??!

@danphilibin alistapart.com/article/the-desig…

@smellyice openbible.info/topics/farts

@davisshaver I’ll get you the next one.

@davisshaver Maybe it was already claimed for me?

@davisshaver meh? I dunno.

@plusminuskz You’ve got no personal bio filled out on Twitter.

@davisshaver Well here you go unless someone hijacks this link account.oneplus.net/invite/claim…

@daniellealberti so sell it.

@davisshaver $350

Does anyone want a OnePlus One invite?

@danielbachhuber That’s late lunch over here on the east coast, bub.

@davisshaver I’m underwhelmed. You can do better.

CSS is 20 years old today! Happy birthday CSS. w3.org/People/howcome/p/cascade.…

@mr_suh digg.com/2014/most-expensive-com…

@arfrank Congrats on @final-ly launching!

@anthonydpaul OSX Quick look? Find the file in Finder, highlight it, press Space bar.

@ayomattayo Cavities.

@astickofgum Note to self: Don’t go over to Snead’s house.