@johnpbloch When will PHP get auto update?

@ammy914 Uh… no…. not terrible. There’s a cool scene where an alien pops out of a lady’s chest. Kind of like childbirth.

@ammy914 Did you watch Aliens?

@joannabrenner @uberfacts businessweek.com/articles/2014-0…

@uberfacts @joannabrenner False.

I still believe in progressive enhancement

@_chatterjie Don’t despair. There still might be hope.

@_chatterjie Hey you should apply pewresearch.org/about/careers/in…

@verybadhello @jshawl Why are clients doing database stuff?

@verybadhello @jshawl I understand not everyone is comfortable doing that…

@verybadhello @jshawl Import into local DB and done.

@verybadhello @jshawl When I need fresh content I just go into the prod database and export _posts, _postmeta, and the 3 terms tables.

@verybadhello @jshawl Hmm… do you cram the post body with custom markup and HTML?

@jshawl Man do people really version control their database?

@danielbachhuber We have a GifBot in Slack for that.

Hey WordPress people, what should I talk about? 2014.baltimore.wordcamp.org/appl…

@agileadam Sweet! Good stuff.

@madcatdisease But we know we’re better than all those righties.

@chriscoyier My aren’t we early today.

@ammy914 … to speed up the contractions. perfectstrangers.tv/episodeguide…