@chriscoyier You forgot the word “very”.

@chrisvanpatten Ahn… but were you sprinting?

@chrisvanpatten If your shins were following an agile workflow they would be shin sprints.

@naudebynature Let me google a snoogle….

@randallb And who says developers can’t design…

@jessabean Dreamweaver 4 life.

@handcoding Bummer. I like your Twitter handle. We’re looking for a web developer here at the Pew Research Center pewresearch.org/about/careers/we…

@astickofgum @naudebynature which is weird because I don’t remember eating all of those pretzels.

@astickofgum @naudebynature We just realized today we’re almost half way done.

@fugularity Too soon bro, too soon.

@naudebynature No you don’t. boy.

@jcarbaugh ng-idunno?

Tinder should partner with Kindle. That’d be hot.

@stephaniesalmon Oh right… I need to go through Slack too. Thanks!

…Google+, my RSS feeds, the newspaper, my horoscope, stocks, the weather in 8 different locations I care about and then I can start my day.

Caught up on personal email, work email, Basecamp, Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest. Now to go through Tumblr, Instagram, Vine, YouTube…

@smashley017 Are you Michael Jackson and @fugularity is Conrad Murray?

@whistle That happened to @nacin last weekend. Shitty.

@brownpau Looks like that mini army has that retro kitchen table all covered…

@nacin Yea but you also don’t have cheese steaks.