@astickofgum You need to tweet something about someone. Like so…”Oh GAWD SHE WOULD TWEET ABOUT HER #MOMBOOBS”

To go with OS X Yosemite. “@async_io: So is Apple’s new language name really an acronym? “Seriously, What In F’ing Tarnation (swift)” :-)”

@stammy What would be a better icon to represent brightness?

@stammy The aperture does control how much light is let in to the sensor.

@mr_suh PUNNY

@dcddmb @mr_suh So you’re saying DCDD Marching Band is a top…

@ayomattayo Is this your abs-of-steel secret?

@pauljadam Continuity does look pretty sweet though. Smart idea there.

@pauljadam Google Voice did that in the browser for years.

@pauljadam Just Google Drive and SkyDrive.

@yurivictor JavaScript compilers as far as the eye can see.

@pauljadam Ripping on Microsoft as well and then featured Bing integrations.

My next project will be to come up with a must-have new Swift library. I shall call it… Taylor. #WWDC

Recruiters: Now looking for engineers with 5 years of Swift experience!

@mr_suh 20 minutes to early.

Ok, Google. Hey, Siri. #WWDC

“What’s that about HTML 5 Premium Video now?” -Everyone who cares about web standards.

Bing is now part of Spotlight by default, but it looks like Safari still defaults to Google Search. #WWDC

MENUBARS MENUBARS MENUBARS MENUBARS MENUBARS MENUBARS MENUBARS #wwdc

@smashley017 @naudebynature’s reaction was priceless. Was that in the book?