@jessabean i c wat u did there!!!

If Fridays are for following, Mondays are for unfollowing.

@jessabean Have you seen @aebsr ? He rides, motorcycles, raps, gets tattoos, and spawns ninja babies! Live coding? No prob.

@mr_suh That is my face!

@aebsr alistapart.com/blog/post/syntax-…

@nerveband That works too.

Death to having original witty thoughts, RT the clever thoughts of others!

@joannabrenner @nekolaweb I followed you back so now you have 1 follower to spare.

@nekolaweb @joannabrenner So I gave up and just followed back

@nekolaweb @joannabrenner Dammit! I saw her cross the 1,000 follower make and then I unfollower but then someone else followed

@bestprofitness @ayomattayo snopes.com/horrors/insects/cockr…

#zombies “@techreview: Young Blood Rejuvenates Old Mouse Brains and Muscles techre.vu/1iwzmc5”

@fugularity Perhaps staring at old concert ticket stubs will be the dumbest thing to cheer you up angelfire.com/md/fugularcomority…

@aaronjorbin 🙁

@chrisvanpatten I only go to a physical bank to deposit coins now.

@taupecat OMG WORST VOTING SITE EVER!

@chrisvanpatten Welcome to 2009. nytimes.com/2009/08/10/technolog…

@kathkat15 Jay Leno.

@taupecat “Like, beat it. Dig?”

@duqe Can it be on a ship? Off the port bow?