Spike Jonze also has sweet dance moves youtube.com/watch?v=LiXg_70rMeM #Oscars

Fun Fact: Spike Jonze’s real name is Adam Spiegel and was born in Rockville, MD. #Oscars

@taupecat Now buy us all pizza.

@elgreg But in fact he blows…. dicks.

And the award for the most stable social network site during the #Oscars goes too… GOOGLE+!!! Because no one cares.

@bbaiiey ‘Merica.

Well on the plus side Bette Midler is still alive. #Oscars

If I wanted a Pepsi, why would I want less of a Pepsi?

@5tu How do they even being to choose the best edited film? Itseems impossible.

I mean to consider how well a movie is edited you need to have an idea about the raw material you have to work with… #Oscars

How in the world do you even being to think about who should win for best editing? #Oscars

And the winner for best social network mentioned during the Oscars is… #Oscars

Best Female Supporting Role… cue all of the social media teams for bra companies. #Oscars

Shouldn’t be hard to design the sound for outer space… where there is none.

If I ever won an Oscar I would want it to be for sound design or editing. #Oscars

Acting and reading are two entirely different skills. #Oscars

And the winner for best social network mentioned during the Oscars is…

@chipcullen I did laundry. That was probably the highlight of my weekend.

@mikengarrett My #BestFollower is you.

This looks like an Old Navy commercial. #Oscars