According to my feeds there was some sort of beard award show last night.

@randallb OMG YOU MARRIED YOUR WIFE’S FAMILY!?!?

@randallb Local family? OMG DO YOU HAVE MULTIPLE WIVES?

@mr_suh Online 4 life.

@mr_suh Where we moving to?

@graphical_force Thanks. That’s the plan.

@graphical_force It automatically adjusts to different floor types and doesn’t fall down stairs.

@graphical_force We use it on our main floor which is all hardwood and it does a pretty good job of sucking up crumbs and debris.

@graphical_force Sure do. It’s handy for sweeping up the floor while you go do something else. But you need clean it’s bristles a lot.

Woot has a Roomba on sale today for everyone asking where I got mine. home.woot.com/

@fugularity You should read all of the dumb trending hashtags then.

@fugularity No time for that. Too many other tweets to read from people I actually know.

@xxCGxx Fuck that. Walk on your hands until you’re foot is better.

@fugularity I like seeing you retweet things most of the time. Share the insights of others so I don’t have to follow them.

#ifihadglass people would take my invisible friends a bit more seriously.

@aaronjorbin I believe they do. But you should sign up for dream host through my referral link instead.

Well Memolane is dead. Over to @timehop for my daily emails of past social media activity. No idea how Memolane could survive anyway.

@nekolaweb @will_koper @aaronjorbin I don’t need Pinterest to tell me what women like whatculture.com/wp-content/uploa…

@aaronjorbin Sweet! I always wanted to know how to troubleshoot women. Is there anything WordPress can’t do? I think NOT!

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