@AstickofGum @ammy914 “Fuck it! Just run home!”

@AstickofGum You’re that bored that you decided to pee in a glass, take a picture of it, and share it on the Internet?

@MikeNGarrett Yay! Happy birthday! See you Friday.

@AstickofGum Fuck it! Just run home.

Hey @comcast, @verizonfios says you stink. You gonna take that?

@KyleCotter well I’d bump it up to 50. I hate that I have to go with a 2 year contract though. Makes me feel icky.

@KyleCotter Hmmm… they do have Boomerang for classic cartoons.

@ayomattayo You’re about 3 years too late nowpublic.com/culture/comedian-t…

@davidlantner Rock on! Next step, get a MD drivers license.

@starsoup7 Great advice. I always welcome advice form others. Alas I think we will need to hire painters. We have vaulted ceilings.

@ayomattayo No he didn’t.

@starsoup7 Got it don’t paint my hair. Sounds simple enough.

60 years of American economic history, told in one powerful graph: theatlantic.com/business/print/2…

@leonardinius Haha. I like it! Hope you learned something.

@thorpus Should be a breeze compared to driving to California 🙂

@chuckborowicz Thank you, thank you. I just keep thinking for all that money I could build a house of MacBook Airs…

@chuckborowicz Apparently buying a house requires a large pile of money.

@dignati Haha well it is a bit long.

@desandro I dare you to record a video trying to pronounce his last name.

@SmellyICE real h@x0R’s don’t need toolz.