@JimGaffigan Wait.. you hate GATES? Oh man.. that is sooooo uncool. Unfollow! #GatesAreSupreme

@williamsba Not Friday afternoon.

@AstickofGum @naudebynature ~You betcha~

@trepmal I like squarentheses otherwise known as brackets.

@nekolaweb We’re also firmly against Testicle-eating Pirhanas. Be safe.

We decided to move up to 3-ply toilet paper “@naudebynature: I love when Russell and I are on the same page! Yay for making big decisions!!”

@cyruscode Good tip, but it’s a bigger issue than that. See productforums.google.com/forum/?…

@googlenexus Can’t wait for Jelly Bean on my Nexus S. Hopefully it fixes the battery drain issue.

@greglinch Making shit work.

@Nethermind That’s not good communication. Communication skills are important.

@ayomattayo You can probably take your tire to a gas station and get it Plugged. It’s a cheap alternative to a new tire.

@freshyill Does than exclusive club come with black leather biker jackets with rhinestone lettering? If so, I’d like to sign up.

@ayomattayo Proof -> facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1010…

@ayomattayo We put the donut on (that small wussy looking tire in your trunk) went about our day, then went to Mr. Tire after work.

@ayomattayo Call @kathkat15 she really wants to fix a flat.

@ayomattayo Been there, done that.cc/ @naudebynature

@freshyill I’m proud to know “one of the main dudes of the Internet”

@AstickofGum PICTURE YOUR MOM’S M&M’s IN MY BELLY!

@jgarber Apple can sure be a pain in the butt when it comes to fixing things. They tried to charge me $330 for my covered repair.

@KeithPickett Probably to be more like what Reddit is today. Ooops.