@nekolaweb @markmywords35 That’s nice of you to include the 3rd parties.

Where do I tune to to see how many votes Mickey Mouse got this year?

I would watch Statler and Waldorf all election night long if I could… twitter.com/dabernathy89/status/…

Which group of old white men should I watch talk to me about the election tonight? Decisions, decisions.

@ayomattayo Ofcourse someone would loan you a ton of dogs. You’re a college-educated barkologist!

@round veto

@ayomattayo Labs like the dogs?

When you get emails from LinkedIn telling you people are looking at your profile, is that number ever higher than 1?

To lighten up your #ElectionDay, I’m giving away some phones. 5 random followers who RT this in 24hrs will win a Go… twitter.com/i/web/status/7960722…

@greglinch No thanks, maybe next election.

@clarissa “So how about that US Presidential election, eh?”

@danielmall @fluidapp I’ve started using lots of Electron apps for standalone website apps. twitter.com/kingkool68/status/74…

“I’m with hair” – new Rogaine slogan

@taupecat We went with @moo twitter.com/kingkool68/status/77…

Googling “Target Missionironioni” returns exactly one result. By yours truly.

@naudebynature Numbers are more fun when it is relatable.

@danielbachhuber If you did the podcast wouldn’t you be the one hosting it?

@mixolydian What fun is that?

@danielmall @google @googledesign @jluciano215 @bbaiIey

@freshyill Also you follow the forecast bot? How stressful!