I too have a valuation of about $600M…

“911 what is your emergency?”

“I just bit my lip for the third time in the last 5 minutes.”

@bbaiiey You’re probably the only one not developing your own JavaScript framework.

@seclarke

@ammy914 We can still sense the wind in our townhouse.

@ivan_carlson @mattwilcox +1 loader.io or Apache Benchmark (ab) digitalocean.com/community/tutor…

@daljo628 I don’t have which installed therefore that makes me a sanswhich ?

“Grab ’em by the Touch Bar”

@bbaiiey I can imagine it on homepage carousel right now!

I had to Google what Apple’s office suite thing was called because who even really uses that?

What are these Microsoft Office apps you speak of? I’m only familiar with iWork.

Please crash Photoshop on stage… Please crash Photoshop on stage… Please crash Photoshop on stage… Please crash Photoshop on stage…

@courtneydawn @bethsoderberg My best friend is a dusty touch screen monitor.

@courtneydawn @bethsoderberg Your child’s best friend is a lizard.

Remember when Apple used to not tout specs and we were just supposed to take their word that they were faster than PCs?

@bethsoderberg @courtneydawn I have a computer with a touch screen. I never use the touch screen.

Craig Federighi and Phil Schiller share a computer. That explains Apple’s innovation slow down.

So if the Touch Bar has an icon and you’re not sure what it does, you have to just guess. No way to hover over it and wait for a tool tip.

“Touch Bar… make me a drink!”