I dunno Phil, Apple has kept you around and you look a bit over 45…

“2nd generation butterfly”

But it’s not Saturday right now. How did Siri know what college football game to show?

For those of you that will miss Vine… youtube.com/watch?v=Ch94DHwHdYQ

The actual article medium.com/@vine/important-news-… twitter.com/savedyouaclick/statu…

Dead on the Vine… twitter.com/savedyouaclick/statu…

@danielbachhuber Just little old me. Wife is still on her parents plan.

@danielbachhuber I crunched the numbers docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1…

If you average 5GB+/month then it’s cheaper to stick with T-Mobile vs. Google’s Project Fi. Over the past year I’ve averaged 5.15GB/month.

@astickofgum Keep it in the family and get a mohawk.

“See babe? I told you it wasn’t a cubic zirconia but a ~~TIME CRYSTAL~~” twitter.com/sciencenews/status/7…

@astickofgum WHOA! You’re hair became sentient and started building intricate patterns. Is this why women don’t wash their hair everyday?

@jfc3 @anthonydpaul haha!

@jfc3 @anthonydpaul No, the animals.

@jfc3 @anthonydpaul It’s for the Cubs. He’s a fan of bears.

If a company asks me to Like their Facebook page I think I should be entitled to some equity, right?

@anthonydpaul I think you’re taking this whole “Cubs are in the World Series!” thing a step to far…

@elgreg Hey I know that site.

@astickofgum Hair blow-out = good but baby blow-out = bad? I’m so confused.