@duqe fug fife
@fugularity Maybe it didn’t register your card when you tapped out to go to work
@fugularity don’t insult pizza like that. All pizza deserves to be loved.
@fugularity Maybe this is how your work tells you you’re fired.
@fugularity You can log in and transfer your balance to a new card
@fugularity The card doesn’t store any information on it, i think. Did you register your card?
@yurivictor what’s a matter you don’t like elephants?
@fugularity @wmata ARREST THIS MAN!
@yurivictor Fuck it. Just use PHP.
@davatron5000 What’s a good metric for a “useable” state?
@davatron5000 info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/ThePr…
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@davatron5000 HTTP/2 is the bomb diggity
@davatron5000 Throttling the network really shows the progressive JPGs in action as it loads.
@davatron5000 It is a picture blog. Probably makes a difference that the window is squished that way since I’m using srcset…
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zadieheimlich.com
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@caseydriscoll There’s a fine line between agile and annoying
@rmmmsy Why stop? I need to scroll all the way to the bottom so everything fades in and then I can start at the top reading in peace.
@ckrewson Grocery store openings are no joke. People go crazy for them.
Can we stop with the fading-in, slightly-floating-up, text treatments?