@haysstanford I enjoy making technology as invisible as possible. Things should just work™

Frontend + Backend + Sys Admin. Learned JavaScript on accident.

@skeevis This is peak CEO speak

I’m sure this will go over well with the masses

@enqueue_russ But it’s so much fun!

Modern web apps are broken. Broken all the way down the DOM tree.

@rob_dodson I dig it. Makes the corner more useable. as I can reach the edge more. I was showing my father in law the EvoDesk L shaped one and they have dimensions on their site evodesk.com/media/studio-l-deskt… He said we could just get some wood, cut it, and make a top just like that.

@rob_dodson Built my own custom top for a standing desk using Ikea legs

You need a little bit of space for cables and to account for wobbling when it goes up and down.

@elyktrix 👋 hiya

@fugularity Chances are if we encounter aliens they will destroy us

This video is heartwarming youtube.com/watch?v=rhFK5_Nx9xY

We’re hiring for a Front-end and Back-end Engineer here at @fictivekinuk. Remote/outside-US friendly. DMs open 👷🏻‍♂️ fictivekin.com/careers/

gop.com/ features more images of Democrats than Republicans

@blakehounshell LOL and on their site they just stuck a memo on top of the old 2016 platform gop.com/platform/

@shortxstack Tankless water heaters are the jam! We decided to upgrade and invest in the future for when we have 3 teenagers in the house when our hot water heater was struggling with just two adults.

@rossilynne That’s awesome! Do y’all not do websites anymore?

@bluehost It’s Daddy’s job and what powers your website zadieheimlich.com

Dr. Perky is my doc twitter.com/cloe_song/status/129…

Turbo Pascal in Highschool –> Microsoft Excel –> HTML –> CSS –> JavaScript –> PHP –> MySQL –> server admin stuff like nginx/Apache/Redis –> AWS twitter.com/laasrinadiaa/status/…

@bpeebles What is Fish Police?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_Polic…

@rileyj_s But going from 2-3 is actually pretty easy. My first two girls are more independent and can help out and be useful. The car situation gets really tricky once you get to 3.

@rileyj_s I mean 0-1 is of course a life changing event. Going from 1-2 is easier since you know what to expect but you forget some of the details and it all kinda rushes back. It’s harder because the first kid has their own schedule you have to keep up in addition to a newborn.