Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister?

Programmer: 44 – (4 – 2) = 42

Tester: t.co/0g4i3Q9ugn

@TaraClaeys Thanks! It feels like a vacation right now.

@karks88 Thanks! It’s been a fun ride.

** Nurse walks into our room at the hospital **

Nurse: Someone is having a circumcision today…

Me: ** puts my my finger on my nose ** not it!

@taupecat Maybe Best Buy or Wal Mart

@noaheverett Thanks! Lemme know if you have any questions. It all comes rushing back to you the third time around.

And of course he has his own website cadenheimlich.com/

on that note,

i am looking for user experience research roles with ~3 years of required experience. my website is laviajmani.com and i am sincerely open to all kinds of opportunities!

I’ve been using NoScript, a browser extension that disables all JavaScript and lets you enable them on a server-by-server basis. Let me tell you about what I’ve learned and how broken the internet experience has been since doing this a few weeks ago.

(1/11) t.co/WvwKPy44un

I’m sure there’s other things I’m forgetting.

I’m not anti-JavaScript, I’m anti-everything-through-JS. Why? It breaks basic functionality of the web. I can’t disable trackers. I can’t protect my privacy. And most of all, even things like typing and buttons just quit.

(10/11)

I don’t think I’m the first to say this, but if your design doesn’t make it to code, it doesn’t exist.

@oneplus

@plugish Hard same.

It’s been a rough week, but today is my last day at @Airbnb . I wasn’t ready to leave, but layoffs happen. Looking for new opportunities as a senior frontend engineer, 10 years experience, with a passion for UI, UX, component libraries, and lots of React. I love JavaScript.

okay i mulled over this idea in my head for a month and then just sat down and wrote this in one pass without switching tabs so here it is, raw and extra spicy:

“Second guessing the modern web” macwright.org/2020/05/10/spa-fat…

They’re cute when they wanna be

@Rmmmsy True! I might be physically present but my brain is always chugging on some problem for work.

@yurivictor PHP is for Pretty Hot Pasta

@Rmmmsy I like to sleep on problems. I always seem to come up with a better solution after taking a nap.

@katiewav Buy low, sell high.