@JTI519 You can babysit whenever you want

@jaredcunha You didn’t choke did you? We still have yet to develop a digital equivalent of the Heimlich maneuver.

@AdeyLady123 And then there is whatever the hell I eat…

HeimlichCon! Where every participant will walk away with $20 and solid knowledge of how to perform the Heimlich maneuver.

I hope I don’t choke. twitter.com/Seattlejo/status/121…

@ramit Beanie babies

@robweychert Bummer. I loved going there to see weird films during the Philly film festival.

Context for people who don’t know what leaving the house with children is like youtube.com/watch?v=uFQfylQ2Jgg

One of the joys of being a parent who works at home is you occasionally get to taste the sweet joy that is leaving the house in winter in under 2 minutes.

@noaheverett The first ultrasound of my first child really hit me hard. “You mean that little wiggly thing is mine?”

@MrBrianHinton @davatron5000 This is the one we had installed navieninc.com/products/npe-240a

@MrBrianHinton @davatron5000 The water? Yes. It happens rather fast for the sinks closer to the tankless water heater. The master shower is the farthest away and takes a good 30 seconds to heat up. Same problem with a tank water heater though.

@davatron5000 Tankless is awesome especially if you have a large household. We figure it saves us about $15-$20 a month vs our old inefficient tank water heater.

@MrBrianHinton @davatron5000 Mine has a tiny recirculating tank so the water is a little warm. I don’t think it does much.

@hankchizljaw I really dig the concept of posting your “life stack” like @aaronpk does on his site aaronparecki.com/life-stack/

january is a dry month for a lot of freelancers and i’ve unfortunately had a couple of projects fall through. general reminder that i am a freelance fact-checker looking to work with authors, journalists and publishers on projects of any length! email me: [email protected]

@hankchizljaw via thedoghousediaries.com/1251

@hankchizljaw Client side rendering and performance

@jonathanober I guess we have a fan over here.

you: his name is Rube Goldberg
me: that name rings a bell, which sets off a trap that undoes a buckle and releases a ball that rolls down a pipe and

@DanielleAlberti Build a fort