Me: Ok kids do you want chicken nuggets for dinner?
Kids: YEA!
Me: Ok here are your chicken nuggets
Kids:

@miked1ck J/K I use this hub which has everything I need on it twitter.com/kingkool68/status/11…

@miked1ck PCs.

So my company cut the position I was filling and I’m in need of employment. Remote preferred. Otherwise MD/DC area.

GREM, GNFA, GCTI, GCIA, GCIH, GSEC, CISSP.

Would be happy doing threat intel, and am just learning forensics/malware RE. Anything really.

linkedin.com/in/chrisculling/

Today I learned about the PHP function str_repeat() which saves me from having to write a simple loop.

php.net/manual/en/function.str-r…

@fugularity

@JJJ I’m still perplexed about why nearly all of my wired devices are stuck at a 90% experience

And I figured it out. It goes to this presentation about pagination on the Internet and Why It’s Weird by @espylaub

speakerdeck.com/espylaub/paginat…

I really wish I could figure out what that short link was redirecting to. Stupid era of short URLs breaking the web… twitter.com/kingkool68/status/22…

I just submitted talks to @WordCampLanc and @wordcampdc

You should too. Or at least get your ticket. It’s going to be so much fun!

@jonathanober There talk proposal submitted!

By the by the @WordCampLanc website is looking extra spiffy this year. I really dig it!

@ProductHunt You can be successful without being a dick.

Did some more tweaking tonight
– Upgraded jQuery from version 2 to version 3
– Added instant.page/ to preload links on hover
– Made some links more descriptive for a11y
– Fixed a CSS transition glitch for all anchor links

Not a bad result…

@cariefisher @scottohara Well I just made a pull request github.com/cehfisher/a11y-style-…

@hcokoroike @xXCandyman12Xx @Cinderella5280 @NBCNews Invest in low-cost index funds. Fees really kill your return. Lots of people try and beat the market. Indexes are the market. Use dollar cost averaging (invest the same amount automatically over time instead of one lump investment)

See getrichslowly.org/how-to-invest/

gonna tell my kids this is React

One weakness of vampires? They get soggy in milk…

I just discovered a11y-style-guide.com/ from @scottohara

It’s an awesome resource of accessible component patterns with markup examples and explanations.

@dvassallo Apparently different top level domains have different levels of DNS performance bunnycdn.com/blog/is-your-fancy-…

Good thing you got the .com