Hypothesis: the ease by which you can delete code from a project is a good indicator of how well architected the project is.
@madcatdisease They are clearly superior. Which is why they don’t listen.
@seclarke Your name was Rachel Ray in my buddy list for the longest time because I forgot your name.
Mmmmm look at these darling website stats from an audit. The homepage was only 575KB all together. 1/5 of that was 2 Flash ads
Found these old screenshots of @usnews from October 2007, back when websites had a bit more character.
@taupecat Sounds like you need to raise your rates. The supply of Taupecats is far less than the demand of work.
@taupecat Sounds like you need to re negotiate expectations.
@joshhemsley I had excellent results with @ubnt gear.
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The best coverage would be to run an ethernet cable out to the garage and setup an access point in your attached garage.
Friends and I would make silly science videos in high school. I gave a copy to a friend to show during his chemistry class. The copy was recorded over cheesy late-night Cinemax softcore porn. Science teacher thought some of the porn was part of the science video and kept playing. twitter.com/KEBrightbill/status/…
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Hi, I’m Ellen! My next big adventure’s to learn offensive infosec/red team.
The internet is too big tho, so I need directions.
If you’re a pro on it, LGBT-friendly, and in the market for a new friend, let’s talk. I promise terrible puns in return!
Please RT!
@billy_penn Well after 2 years, 10 months, and 3 days it is worth noting that today is my last day at @spiritedmediaco (parent company of @billy_penn, @theinclinepgh, and @Denverite ). I had a blast and learned a ton about scaling WordPress on AWS. Now on to the next challenge…
One thing I learned at career day is how weird a career in web development is. Every other career has a college track. “How do I start making websites?” is such a hard question to answer in a sentence these days.
@SaraSoueidan There is a nifty function in there for parsing a Sass file and pulling out hex color codes for building a dynamic color style guide page.
@SaraSoueidan I made a WordPress plugin so you can have a styleguide/ directory in your theme and you can put whatever you want in it to make up your styleguide (think static content but you still have access to WordPress functions within in if you want.) github.com/kingkool68/wp-stylegu…
@jessabean @freshyill I don’t mind the tooling or the frameworks. I just need a good design for my personal site.
Look at me, I’m so bland!
@tvanantwerp I think everyone in the room has asked to pet him. No one asked to pet my laptop.
@donw Totally! Gotta keep things in perspective.
What I do: Hunch over a computer and type
What does the K9 person do: I FEED BAD GUYS TO MY DOG ALL DAY AND JUMP OUT OF PLANES! OOHHHH YEEEAAAHHHHH!
@MeetRanaFayez Yea and it talks and wears a tie and glasses and everything. Killer Dad jokes too.