Time Spent With Children

Peaks in your 30s and declines sharply thereafter.

Key Lessons:
• Time with your children is short—the “Magic Years” will fly by if you let them.
• Be present in every moment.

Slow down and embrace the sweetness that children bring to your life. t.co/Rv4GjxHWIl

@fugularity I prefer cutie pies

@babysoftluke Oh snap!

@shortxstack Not to be confused with buskins which should also be banned in residential areas

@fugularity @elonmusk @Twitter oof that’s a close one

Hey @elonmusk I joined Twitter before @twitter joined Twitter. Do us OG tweeters get a special badge? twitter.com/kingkool68/status/56…

@yongfook Email sent.

@fugularity

@steveschoger Looks like you spilled your noodles on the bottom right…

@fugularity I would have voted for an al

Since Twitter is all a twitter about Twitter, let us not forget this 2009 cartoon

youtube.com/watch?v=Xo8IfYFyLgQ

INTO THE TWITTERSPHERE!

@mattcampux That would be nice.

What if there was an election where you were like “I’d be ok with either one”

Twitter does some things so darn well, like how their embeds work, the web app, the related tweets, how the app works when you don’t have a good connection… if you’re an engineer that worked on that stuff and want to do it again, HMU

—–BEGIN PRIVATE KEY—– twitter.com/ladygaga/status/2660…

@jgarber What if we are all the fail whale?

Poor man’s static website generator:

“`
wget –mirror –convert-links –adjust-extension –page-requisites –no-parent example.com/
“`

@TheGreenGreek I really wish reverse pagination was the default so the links always stay the same dbanksdesign.com/blog/the-proble…

@TwitterA11y if any of you get laid off today, email @JennGroves ([email protected]) for completely free advice and guidance. She’s a 20 year HR pro and can help guide you through this mess. RT for reach.

** gestures wildly to hand bags, jeans, shoes, jewelry, watches, hats, t-shirts, underwear, socks… EVERYTHING ** twitter.com/MovieHooligan/status…