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A programmer had a problem. He thought — “I know, I’ll use async!”

has problems Now . two he

@fugularity What did they write?

@elyktrix I’ve got some questions I could feed you if you need inspiration

@elyktrix What was your favorite memory as a kid?

Also in this years’ Stack Overflow survey has no mention of WordPress after repeatedly being ranked among the most dreadful platforms🤔

Oof PHP developers!

“PHP developers are disproportionately underpaid compared to other languages with the same experience.”

via insights.stackoverflow.com/surve…

@elgreg The annual board meeting of the hobbled hoodlums…

@cdharrison I keep getting this obvious spam email and I report Spam in Gmail. Up pops a “Unsubscribe and report Spam” button. I click it. The unsubscribe link leads to a 403 error.

@neojp @MikeNGarrett A week off for everyone!

@neojp Take the week off!

Spam laws: You must include a clearly obvious way for subscribers to opt out of your commercial messages.

Spammer: No one says the unsubscribe link has to actually resolve 😈

@cmcnally @BenjaminMoore I’ve Googled colors 15 minutes before we needed to pick one before… it worked out.

@richard_tabor My personal website redesign

@RileyIsClass …”Slow and Low” “Rhymin & Stealin” “The New Style” until it was “Time to Get Ill”.

@RileyIsClass To be fair they had “No Sleep till Brooklyn” probably due to a “Slow Ride” with “Girls” (a “Posse in Effect”) until one of them said “Hold It Now, Hit It” with a “Brass Monkey” and the next thing you know they were…

@courtneydawn Sitting at my desk today. Still can’t be around people.

I’m no couples therapist, but I know the secret to a strong marriage is gossiping about how various friends and family can possibly afford things on their income.

The wife and kids went out and got a COVID test after I tested positive and they both came back negative. Don’t understand how that works since the wife was with me the whole trip 🤷‍♂️

Other than that everything else is fine here. What are you up to?

After getting back I got sick and … (drum roll) … I have confirmed COVID. Womp womp.

I’ve been quarantining in my bedroom since Sunday. My back hurts from laying down so much. The first day was the worst with body aches but I mostly slept it off and feel decent now.