Funny, the Droid event slogan is the same as the local sperm bank: “Put your hands around the future”

Matts Birthday pi.pe/-2uey62

Win a new Canon 5D MK II or $2500 of photo scans from @scancafe & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Info at: bit.ly/9FxEUA

Shark! pi.pe/-krfz1n

@chriscoyier Would their second born then be named $(this)++ ?

N/A for people running 2.2 Froyo RT Android users! The My Account > Device Tune-up Beta begins now! Instructions here: ow.ly/1Zq5A

Congrats to Apple on their updated UX continuity! Ordering an iPhone is now as frustrating and unreliable as making calls on one.

@msinkiat Video youtube.com/watch?v=BA9vClHEFaI&…

@epalf I hear you can get some good money for your liver. Who needs two of those anyways?

@jessabean $130… that’s cheap. My bill is usually $200 #comcastic

posted a photo pi.pe/-qjwne0

Bedroom Planning pi.pe/-wrxofx

@skeevis Nexus One with Froyo is amazing. I’m really digging Android.

New post! Wedding Family Barbeque bit.ly/aBqw6U

@jfc3 Awesome thanks for viewing.

Roasted Pig BBQ pi.pe/-qt4307

Me 2. This is how a news site should look. RT @WilHarris Really liking the new look Times. www.thetimes.co.uk .

Busy Wedding Bees pi.pe/-4y1jnc

@MouseyMik Sweet! Just in time for the wedding.

@TMobile_USA Share my data connection with all of my friends thanks to tethering support in Froyo.